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Beat the Vandals on 9-1-07

Found these on a thread on Facebook, 218 days till kickoff…

Q. What’s the difference between the Idaho Vandals and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban have a running game
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Q. How do the Idaho Vandals count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
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Q. What do the Idaho Vandals & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 5,000 people stand up & yell “Jesus Christ” !
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Q. How do you keep an Idaho Vandal out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
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Q. Where do the Idaho Vandals go in case of a tornado?
A. To the Kibbie Dome – they never get a touchdown there!
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Q. What do you call a Vandal with a Bowl Championship ring?
A. A thief
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Q. What’s the difference between the Idaho Vandals and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
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Q. How many Idaho Vandals does it take to win a Conference Championship?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
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Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching a Bowl Game?
A. The Idaho Vandals
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Q. What do the Idaho Vandals and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
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Q: What did the Idaho student get on his SAT score?
A: Drool
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Q: What’s the best thing to ever come out of Moscow?
A: Highway 95
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Q: How do you get 40 Idaho students into a VW Bug?
A: Throw in a bottle of Mad Dog
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Q: Did you know that the toothbrush was invented by a U of I student?
A: Because if it were invented by a BSU student it would have been called a teethbrush
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Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SKELETON THEY JUST FOUND AT UofI?
A: IT WAS THE 1938 HIDE AND SEEK CHAMP!
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Q. WHAT ARE THE TOUGHEST 6 YEARS IN A Vandal’s LIFE?
A. 3RD GRADE
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Q. Why can’t the Vandal football team gain access to the internet?
A. Because they can’t put 3 w’s together.
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Q: What do you call 3 Vandal running backs standing shoulder to shoulder?
A: A wind tunnel.
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Q. Why did BSU decide to keep the blue turf instead of changing to green?
A. So the Uof I cheerleaders wouldn’t graze before the game…
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Q. How do three Vandal football players play hide-and-seek?
A. One goes to hide, and the other two try to figure out who left.
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Q: Why do UofI graduates put their degree in their windshield?
A: So they can park in the handicapped spots.
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Q: What’s the difference between a UofI co-ed and Bigfoot?
A: One is big and hairy and smells bad. The other has big feet.
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Q.How do you get a Idaho Vandal off your front porch?
A. Pay for the Pizza.
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Q. What do you get when you cross a Vandal and a groundhog?
A. Six more weeks of bad football
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Did you hear about the Vandal football players who were stuck on the escalator at the mall for two hours during a power outage?
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A Boise State grad walks into a bar in Moscow and orders a white wine. All the good ole boys sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful refugee from the north.

The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”

The guy says, “No, I’m from Boise, and a proud graduate of the Boise State.”

The bartender says, “What do you do in Moscow?”

The Bronco says, “I’m a taxidermist.”

The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”

“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive taxis! I mount animals,” sniffed the Bronco. The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us!”
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…and the best one-liner:
THE UNIVERSITY OF IDAHO HAS A FOOTBALL TEAM?

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2 responses

  1. Dale

    I’m a proud graduate of Boise State, but not a taxidermist. I chuckled at a few of the jokes, but folks I think it does no one good to kick a team while they are down. I remember a decade when BSU couldn’t find a win against Idaho. They have a very strong sports tradition in Moscow. They have had some terrible luck in coaches lately, but then so did BSU when we first moved up from 1-AA.

    Seems with all that is going for USC these days, it does nothing to improve your reputation to insult a good school that doesn’t happen to have millions of people supporting it financially. A good school producing well-educated professionals. A good school that someday will hold its own in football. Remember USC just has to show up to get into the top 25 with its multi-millions in endowments. U of I has to claw its way out of the mud and mire with few financial resources and few opportunities for talented recruits.

    I realize you just reposted jokes from another source and most of these jokes were old when I was young. But, still, show some class. I think USC can afford it.

    Dale

    January 26, 2007 at 7:48 am

  2. tim

    Thanks for the comment Dale, it gave me a better laugh then all the jokes combined. Show some class, go get the toilet out of your front yard and plant your flowers in a nice pot available at your local Lowe’s or Home Depot.

    January 26, 2007 at 7:58 am

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